Tuesday 26 May 2009

Jesus Christ Super Star and John Bonham

The Extraordinary League of Literary Pundits consists of a diverse number of contributors, each selflessly administering their ideology to the misinformed masses. Working tirelessly with admirable benignity, these aspirant exemplars address critical social upheavals with avant-garde convictions that leave one with a sense of wonderment and reverence. Two amongst these paradigms stand out conspicuously to Zoltan who cannot help but wonder at their adherence and commitment to the cause.

One of these advocates valiantly chose to leave his ample lifestyle, creature comforts and cheesecake to go out amongst the bourgeois and minister to their impoverishment. This Deity ingeniously documented and updated his teachings and miracles for the League and its followers to derive from and develop on. He astutely elucidates his message in parables and aphorisms so that the obtuse, asinine commonalty are able to discern and implement his doctrine in their habitual routine. Champion to the poor, providence to victims, sinners, children, women and the Samaritans, Jesus Christ Super Star is a proponent The League should flaunt proudly.

The other entity Zoltan finds himself impressed with is a different kind of Super Star. This personage selflessly disseminates his cornacopia to his groupies each morning. Most Artistes remonstrate the afflictions of living in the public eye but not the Darling of the League. Magnanimously, this demure, reticent percussionist bestows dollops of his personaltrivia on his adoring public, obliquely letting them know that he is not above befriending the less fortunate. This multifaceted drum enthusiaste has captivated avid devotees with multitudinous posts on his exciting performances that keep us on the edge of our seats. The fervent zealots that continue to pledge allegiance to John Bonham can only wait with bated breath in anticipation for a live performance!

1 comment:

odesandthings said...

rofl zoltan rofl..