Zoltan's notice was drawn to The Extraordinary League of Literary Pundits a while ago and has since been much impressed with the sentiments, opinions and convictions expressed by this distinguished collection of intellectuals. The composition of each article, be it an essay, prose or poem, and their extensive vocabulary never failed to impress the Holy Highness. Those that lived in Colombo gathered frequently in an exclusive cafe where the blueberry cheesecake and iced tea were legendary, to stimulate the senses and critique each others work. Zoltan watched The League's staunch unitary support of each other as illiterate degenerates tried time and again to penetrate this close circle of elitists with their inferior ideology.
The most recent posts following the official announcement of the end of the war in Sri Lanka particularly made a significant impression on Zoltan. Here was a group of connoisseurs who refused to sit back and indulge in (to quote one of their own) armchair politics. Not for them the absurd, futile motions of lighting crackers or hoisting flags that the mainstream masses indulged in. Led by His Eminence, the pioneer of this distinguished group, the devotees seemed to soon formulate a plan of action. Almost overnight the members of the League published items patiently explaining to the oblivious flag waving, kiribath eating folk about the precarious edge Sri Lanka was teetering on. Uninformed troublemakers with opposing viewpoints were quickly squashed (diplomatically so that no apple carts were upset and everyone remained good friends). Well aware that actions speak louder than words The Chieftan hurriedly put together a groundbreaking event that was sure to put the country on the right path. Zoltan is impressed with this group that plans to save the country from certain self destruction one poem at a time and is certain their thought provoking poetry, prose and news items are sure to inspire the leaders of the nation to act swiftly and justly.
It must be the inspiring Blueberry cheesecake that sets this prestigious, admirable group apart from the other mediocre ignorants.
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GEEZ. kottu is full of sanctimonious so and so's. Imagine my surprise to find you. blogrolled :)
roast pork sandwiches make me smarter. i don't care what you say.
lol
is "lol" allowed ?
hey you missed me. am i not intellectually stimulating or vocabularly inentive enough for you to notice my particular brand of sordid but noteworthy wit?
imbecile!
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