Wednesday 5 August 2009

all wind...

Zoltan is so touched. It Looks like someone in The League not only reads the work of the Holy Highness but also agrees with it! And what a renowned, respected, well-informed member he is. I mean she is.

His views are smart and sensible and expressed so clearly that even an idiot could understand them. Zoltan just cannot understand why the rest of the League dislike him so much and his glowing tributes to them all. I mean her. Don't they realise how lucky they are when he singles one of them out to blow hot air in their general direction? I mean when she does. Just because his posts are riveting and don't put people to sleep like some others do, is no reason to begrudge him his well thought out, concise, intellectual theories and mass popularity. I mean hers.

You Go Girl!

Tuesday 4 August 2009

that warm fuzzy feeling

The league truly are an inspiring bunch. I mean really. How many people do you know who would share as much personal detail with the public as they do? It really does induce that warm fuzzy feeling (maybe for some in their pants not so much as their hearts) that we all forget about when we get caught up in the everyday, fast paced, materialistic world. After all sharing is caring they say. Browsing their posts is almost as much fun as going to an AA meeting sober.

Yes the Holy Highness is referring to one delightful post in particular.

Miss Jade has very considerately shared in detail the anatomical amplitude of her new squeeze's genitalia. I'm sure all of the League are now anticipating her next update with bated breath and dilated pupils (amongst other dilated organs). Oh HOW will we eat, sleep or breathe until her next post?

Maybe next time we will be treated to a show and tell. Oh. Goody.